Gil-galad is an Elven Chad: An Ode to the Leaks
Gil-galad is an Elven Chad
Gil-galad is an Elven Chad But Celebrimbor makes them mad Digesting leaks from Amazon Of Isildur and Pharazôn. The hair is short? The knives are keen. The beardless face of Dwarven Queen? With meteor and man-not-named The fandom temper is inflamed. Of Annatar we have not heard Or Teleporno (name absurd) Galadriel is on the poster (Still the gleeful critics roast her) But for September must we wait To learn of Rings of Power's fate An awful flop it might well be But can we please just wait and see?